Some people look for love in all the wrong places. Some people, post Craigslist personals ads. Every week, I will induct one Craiglist personals ad to the CrazySingleLife Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame. I’ll even offer a public response to it. This week’s personals ad comes from a straight single 39 year old man looking for one very specific thing in a woman.

From Orange County, Calif. Craigslist Ad #1518352466:

Hello
Obviously I am very much the breast man. I am very attracted to busty fit females. I am seeking to find the BEST breast in Orange County (real or fake breast).
I would very much enjoy caressing, playing with, fondling, etc with such breast.

I will be even offering a donation to the “Winner”
This could be a one time playful date, but I would certainly hope to have an ongoing playful “relationship” with a sexy busty female.

\I tend to be private and introverted. I very much enjoy my quiet time at home. I spend time daily playing piano. It is just a hobby for fun, but I am pretty dedicated. I also do some yoga and meditations at home, but not so consistent with that. I do NO smoking, no drugs (NO 420), very light drinking. I enjoy spiritual and philosophical matters. LIke most guys, I enjoy football on the weekends. But other than that bored with most of what is on TV.

I am 39 6′1 single fit male with a large strong frame (215 lbs) I used to play football and still workout often. I have ran in (and finished ) 2 marathons but not really a runners body frame. I suppose I have that older slightly out of shape football body type. I have a shaved bald head, blue eyes, nice friendly smile.

So………… ladies If you feel you have GREAT Breast, I hope to hear from you!!!

Dear Breast Man,

Just one?

XOXO,

Jinra

PS. Come across any weird Craigslist personals ads lately? Tell me all about it.