Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame: 30 SF, seeks abusive man

From Miami. Craigslist Ad #1535071083

Ok, I have decided to bring this question to the open minded men of CL. Is it wrong to want a guy to be borderline abusive? I am a sexy vibrant outspoken female. I dont have low self esteem but I dont claim to be flawless. I am often approached by guys but none of them seem to have that mean streak I’m looking for. I seek a guy thats as extreme as myself. Sometime he will be a perfect gentleman and treat me like the queen I am and when the wrong button is pushed he will turn into a raging bull. I’m not talking about just the bedroom either. I mean I want the controling boyfriend who wants to know where I am, what I’m doing, and whom with. I want to be roughed up every now and then. I want intense fights that are followed by passionate make up sex. So again I ask, am I crazy??

Dear Craves A Beating,

YES! YOU ARE CRAZY. I don’t even care if it’s borderline abusive you’re looking for. Abuse is abuse! Might I direct you to a federal prison?

XOXO,
Jinra

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