Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame: 32, SM, seeks naive woman

From Chicago, Illinois. Craigslist Ad #1546352083:

Things that my ex’s would say about me

I know this is the kind of site that you are suppose to talk about yourself and make you sound interesting enough for someone to want to reply. I could do that, but I am sure it is going to be the same as every other post out there. So, I have thought about it and I figured I will write some things down that people have said about me and maybe it will make me look good.
I am a great listener, polite, I am considerate and respectful, I pay attention and actually care about who you are, I am not selfish in bed and like the intimacy of sex as well as the craziness, I have a good head on my shoulders even though I let it go sometimes, I can always make you laugh even if it is a stupid goofy comment, I kiss like you want to be kissed, I have nice blue eyes, I am real, I dont have drama and dont play games, I am open and honest and you will know what I feel and where I stand. That is a small taste of what i am about. Other than that, I am about tall, in decent shape with blue eyes
Let me know what you think

Dear Ex-boyfriend,
That’s what your ex’s all say, huh? Anything about why you’re still single? Try telling us that!
XOXO,
Jinra

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