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For daters, it’s important to know that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Hopefully this week’s batch of pick-up lines inspires you.
The Good: (cheesy)
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
The Bad: (plain bad)
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
The Ugly: (what?)
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
(Note: Don’t ever use this one. Especially if it’s one someone who doesn’t have blue eyes.)
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DannyTruong said:
Oh noes..the dread of pick up lines @__@ hides in fear.. Good post Jinra
and you gotta be kidding me about the Teddy bear, lalala wow
Thanks! Haha teddy bear. Wow. I think that deserves a spot on next week’s good, bad, ugly post.
Oh noes..the dread of pick up lines @__@ hides in fear.. Good post Jinra
and you gotta be kidding me about the Teddy bear, lalala wow
My friend once used this on my for fun: “I lost my teddy bear… can I sleep with you tonight?” And then we had a battle of the pickup lines.
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I was at the corner bodega late last night picking up toilet paper and maxi pads when this guy comes up to me as I’m paying and says:
“Can I get your autograph?”
“I’m not famous.”
“Baby gurl, you are in my eyes!”
“Oh.”
“God bless you. You are beautiful!”
“Thanks.” He had to still pay for his cigarettes and doritos so I was able to exit rush home.
If he had been a completely different person (ie not old enough to be my dad, with all of his teeth, taller than he is wide, and wearing clean clothes, plus a whole bunch of other things) maybe, maybe it would’ve worked.