For daters, it’s important to know that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Hopefully this week’s batch of pick-up lines inspires you.

The Good: (cheesy)
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.

The Bad: (plain bad)
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

The Ugly: (what?)
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
(Note: Don’t ever use this one. Especially if it’s one someone who doesn’t have blue eyes.)