From Seattle. Craigslist Ad #1569025999:

Outgoing married lady looking for adventure - w4m - 28

Just let me start off by saying I am not single nor am I looking for a relationship. Any amount of time without an is too long for me and I can’t remember my last one. I would definitely be thought of as a milf if I had children. I will only consider guys that are fit and in shape, if you don’t fit that bill you won’t get considered, if you think you are my type then send me your picture. If you put yourself first before your partner then don’t bother me please. Give me your best go, I will be looking forward to it.

Dear Married Lady,
Wouldn’t anyone going after you be essentially putting themselves first before their partner? How is it okay that you can do the same? Color me confused.
XOXO,

Jinra.

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