We’ve shared with you 10 ways to pick up women, Jersey Shore style, but how about actual Jersey Shore pickup lines? COED Magazine recently spent a night out on the town in the Jersey Shore for the pursuit of collecting Jersey Shore guido pickup lines. Here are 10 of our favorite Jersey Shore pickup lines: More »
I came upon the article above and it got me thinking about my dating life.
I lie. Technically a sin but there are philosophical debates about “appropriate” times to lie and what lies are “white lies.” I don’t like to lie. I’m not very good at it which is fine because in all areas of my life I don’t need reasons to be deceitful…except when it comes to lack luster dating. The following are some of my most often used and/or favorite excuses to use in order to flee a scene.
1. “I have to cat/dog/baby/plant sit.” This excuse has come in handy during those dates that start off ok and then sort of turn into something I want to escape from. You can just as easily pretend like you forgot and suddenly jump up and rush out after looking at your watch and realizing the time. More »
I’m terrified. Absolutely scared out of my mind that I am going to fall hard and it’s going to hurt and I’m going to somehow mess this all up and lose a good friend in the process of breaking both of our hearts and I haven’t even gotten to the 4th date yet and I’m freakin’. Seriously. FREAKIN’. THE. EFF. OUT. *breathe* *breathe* More »
While looking for the worst Craiglist Personals ads to highlight this week, the unthinkable happened. I actually came across a good, witty Craigslist ad. I really hope this person gets a lot of dates out of this.
From Nashville, Tenn. Craigslist Ad #1608838617
I’m clean, have all my teeth and an extensive vernacular. I mean that has to count for something right?
I don’t have bleach blonde hair with black roots, a tattoo that says Jim Bob in a heart, 5 kids and live in a trailer with my ex husband, a country twang, a collection of Jordache jeans, or a love of nascar. More »
Friday February 12th was shaping up to be just another Friday. I was stressed about meeting a deadline at work, bummed a date had canceled for Saturday night, excited about a date with Michal that was still on for later that night, pumped for a long training run Saturday day, cynical about the upcoming Valentine’s Day hooplah, sick to my tummy from eating too many Dove chocolates a co-worker had brought in (I kept eating them to read the Martha Stewart quotes on the inside of the wrappers). In general, I was a bit melancholy and couldn’t shake the feeling. More »
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