Stupid flower meanings

For every meaningful color shade of rose there is, there’s at least a handful of generic flowers with stupid meanings. Meanings so stupid, they make you wonder why people give flowers in the first place. Behold:

Acacia: Platonic Love, concealed love
Begonia: “Beware! I am fanciful!”
Bouquet of Withered Flowers: Rejected love
Carnation, Purple: Antipathy and Capriciousness
Carnation, Striped: No, Sorry, I cannot be with you
Carnation, Yellow: Disdain and Rejection
Gardenia: “I love you in secret”
Hyacinth: Games & Sports
Hyacinth, white: Loveliness, I will pray for you
Hydrangea : Vanity, Thank you for understanding, Frigidity
Lilac, White: “My First Dream Of Love”
Narcissus - Egotism, Formality, Stay as Sweet as You Are
Primrose: Young Love, I cannot live without you
Sweet Pea: Good-bye, Departure, Blissful Pleasure, Thank You for a Lovely Time
Tuberose: Dangerous Pleasures
Tulip (yelllow): There’s Sunshine in Your Smile
Zinnia: Thoughts of Absent Friends

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