Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Fame?

While looking for the worst Craiglist Personals ads to highlight this week, the unthinkable happened. I actually came across a good, witty Craigslist ad. I really hope this person gets a lot of dates out of this.

From Nashville, Tenn. Craigslist Ad #1608838617

I’m clean, have all my teeth and an extensive vernacular.
I mean that has to count for something right?

I don’t have bleach blonde hair with black roots, a tattoo that says Jim Bob in a heart, 5 kids and live in a trailer with my ex husband, a country twang, a collection of Jordache jeans, or a love of nascar.

I DO have a full time job, an apartment, all my teeth, a few tattoos (no names!), a love of beer and hockey, good friends, a verified craigslist (lol) and an opening for a smart and funny man.

The Catch… I’m going to the best qualified… Send a pic and what you do and don’t have and let’s get this show on the road.

I am SO glad she doesn’t have a Jim Bob tattoo!