We’ve shared with you 10 ways to pick up women, Jersey Shore style, but how about actual Jersey Shore pickup lines? COED Magazine recently spent a night out on the town in the Jersey Shore for the pursuit of collecting Jersey Shore guido pickup lines. Here are 10 of our favorite Jersey Shore pickup lines:

(And by favorite, we mean so bad, it’s good.)

1.You better be careful. You’re sitting under a fire sprinkler and your hotness might set it off.

2. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

3. Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

4. You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.

5. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that a**!

6. What’s on your butt? My eyes!

7. Hey baby, don’t worry, I get tested twice a month.

8. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

9. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

10. Excuse me miss, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things I need is a beautiful girl.