If you missed the first episode of Bravo TV’s The Millionaire Matchmaker this week, you missed out on some dating advice gems from Patti Stanger. Luckily, we got you covered.

1. “Monogamy first, before sex.”

2. “We’re not just gonna pick with our penis.” (Or clitoris)

3. “You can’t be so rigid with a list [of desired traits], because people come in all shapes and sizes, and chemistry is indefinable.”

4. “It’s so sad that religion is a deal breaker in most people’s lives, but that’s the hard fact of reality.”

5. “Get rid of the blue eye shadow!”

Amen to number five. Anyone agree or disagree on the advice?

Source: Your Tango