After a brief hiatus, your weekly dose of Pick-up Lines: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly is back!

The Good: (cheesy)
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

The Bad: (plain bad)
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

The Ugly: (what?)
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?