It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy)
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”

The Bad: (plain bad)
o you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

The Ugly: (what?)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in