Seriously, I almost peed myself watching this.
I can relate to absolutely everything these guys are mimicking. I can easily pick 3 of my female friends and a night out and without a doubt recreate a scene like this without scripting it. It would just happen…

I’ve absolutely been the girlfriend on the other end of the phone asking a zillion questions and expecting him to answer everything, no matter how seemingly intrusive and annoying it can be. I’ve ALSO been super insecure in the past and absolutely wanted/needed to be complimented constantly and reassured about my beauty, intelligence, humor, validity in the other person’s life etc…

Ah, yes, and I have been totally boggled by a guy who doesn’t take my advice about what to wear due to weather and then aggravated when he shows the slightest bit of discomfort due to the change in temperature.

Uhm, and also, I will definitely get completely emotional if anything bad ever happens to my cats (yes plural, I have 2 cats- don’t judge). Food used to be an adversary and even today when I am perfectly happy with my body image, I still find myself counting grams of sugar on the back of labels.

Ha, and I unfortunately am totes guilty of speaking in acronyms with my friends. LOL!

Even though I am a very happy person content with the way my life has been going thus far, and all of my female friends are intelligent, independent, beautiful women, there are definitely moments when “I love myself and I hate myself” is a thought that I have to wrestle with.

So, I watched this video several times laughing to the point of almost peeing myself and shooting Snapple out of my nose….
…and then I took notes.

This video is actually a good learning tool. It is a great example of how some guys will interpret a female.

Notes:
1. Too many questions can be overwhelming and annoying, especially if the person you are talking to is busy. Take a chill pill. It’s not important to know absolutely everything your guy is doing the moment you call. What may sound like you care and are curious about his life will probably just sound like you’re nagging and suspicious of him.

2. Uhm, just flippin’ eat if you’re hungry, when you’re hungry.

3. Nope, its not your boyfriend’s job to compliment you every five seconds on the second. It’s not his job to validate your awesomeness. You don’t deserve compliments, you earn them.

4. Don’t be his mom and tell him what to wear. Don’t take it personally if he doesn’t listen to you. He just didn’t want to wear his fall coat. And ladies, check the weather before you go out because yeah, he’ll loan his coat but really, you’re a grown woman and should know how to dress appropriately for the temperatures.

5. Jamie Lee Curtis has a yogurt. Must find it and try it with a side of cheesecake.

6. “Poops” will be the name of my next pet.

7. Cats go to heaven.