Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame: 22, SM seeks druggie

From New York, NY. Craigslist Ad #1687464179:

There was glitter in my shoes and my lips smelled like whiskey - 22:

Looking for someone to share a bottle of vodka and bedtime stories.

The christmas lights in the ceiling would make you glow. Balloons would start falling. The music is getting louder and we would have each other.

Adventures are waiting for adventurers. Lets smoke weed in a loft in Brooklyn; lets do coke at a pool party in LA; lets take X at a dance party in Berlin; we will do acid in the middle of the forest in Portland.

Dear Sparkly Toes,
Drugs are bad for you.
XOXO,
Jinra