From San Diego, MA. Craigslist Ad #1697603104:

I just ate 1/2 a pizza does that make me a BBW ? (39)

Just curious…until recently I wasn’t even sure what BBW meant. I thought it had something to do with being black, whatever, same with FWB (friends with benefits) and all the other codes people use to “communicate” these days. Man, I am so un-cool. I don’t smoke 420 (that’s weed) or anything else for that matter. I don’t have any tattoos, piercings or a strong desire for anal sex ….Man , I am un-cool!! BTW (by the way) it was a crappy Target thin crust pizza and I was really hungry had it with a diet Coke…don’t judge me

Dear BBW,
BBW is an acronym for ‘big beautiful woman.’
xoxo,
Jinra