It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy)
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

The Bad: (plain bad)

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

The Ugly: (what?)

Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Have a good pick-up line? PM me, I’d love to feature it for the next edition of Pick-up Lines.