From Austin, TX. Craigslist Ad #1743644877:
Passport Ready Sugarbaby? - 41 (Texas and destinations to come)
Check all that apply and be ready to attach a pic upon your response to my reply. *PLEASE do NOT reply until you have time to get a response from me within 15 minutes and reply in kind. Preference given to petite, fit, women.
* are you single
* have you ever been in a SB/SD before?
* Can you appreciate the company of an attractive, mature, passionate man?
* what’s your fave drink?
* job or school?
* do you have time to devote to this?
* transportation to get to me or do I need to always pick you up?
* Massage skills?
* cute outfits left over from Halloween or a jones for sexy high heels?
 do you have your own place to host or do we need to be at my place at all times?
APPARENTLY, MY NOTATION TO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO GET AN IMMEDIATE RESPONSE AND REPLY IN KIND WASNT READ OR ADHERED TO. THEREFORE, NEW APPLICANTS NEEDED. *in subject field put “your Sugababy NOW”*
Dear Sugar Daddy,
Can you be any creepier?