Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame: Horny, but not into casual relationships

From Orange County, CA. Craigslist Ad #1776203099:

i am horny but looking for love - 34

ok so here is the deal. i am a 34 year old women who doesnt want a casual relationship. i am not a slut and wont fuck on the first, second or even third date. but i am horny as hell. i have been single for over a year, i am not the dating type, if i like you i focus on you and only you. i want a serious relationship and hope you are like minded.

so more about me, i am 4′11 and a little overweight, i am cute but it is for you to decide. i can send pics only if you send one first. i live in garden grove with my 15 and 14 year old sons. i like all sorts of music, excpet for rap. i like horror, thiller, action and syfy movies. i am very out going and love affection and laughter. i enjoy the outdoors, camping, fishing amusement parks, beach and what not. i prefer bars to clubs but dont mind going out and shaking my ass once in awile. ok, so the type i like, i am tatted up so kinda like the tatted punk, greaser kind of style. i like tall skinny guys into car shows, rockabilly shows, movies or just cuddling on the couch.

so if you like anythig u read please contact me and dont forget, include a pic and a description of you!!

Dear Horny,
You do realize that your ad is very confusing to most men, right?
-xoxo,
Jinra