Craigslist Personals Ad Hall of Shame: Harry Potter

From Fresno, California (aka Hogwarts)
#1833324761

Accio Wands! - w4mm - 26 (Hogwarts)

I am a 26 year old brunette who is tantalized and titillated by the world of Harry Potter.

You are a young man in his twenties or an older man in his thirties who knows how to handle his wand.

You are:

~ a lanky, pastie, fidgety ginger - who needs lessons in the Defence of the Dark Arts.
~ a tall, dark, brooding mystery man who enjoys giving lessons in the dungeon.
~ a tall, overweight, bear of a man who enjoys the Care of Magical Creatures.

Must be willing to:

~say “Potter” in the exact same tone as Snape. If you are interested and don’t know what I’m talking about, please review the movies.
~wear robes.
~talk with an English accent
~not shower for a day or so

As this evolves, a third party may or may not be added. If you have any reservations about being in the same room with another naked man (you don’t need to touch each other) we can work around it. Please include a picture with your response. Please do not send me pictures of your pecker as I am more interested in facial and torso shots. I am not interested in great looks but someone who fits the general “look” of the characters. Wigs are okay.

I’m also interested in future Death Eater orgies - so if this is something you are comfortable with ~ let me know.

Dear Obsessed with Potter,

This is probably the most amusing ad I’ve read yet.
Let me know how your Snape search goes, will you?

xoxo,
Lexi