The guys over at Ow! composed a list of Top 100 Best Dumping Lines, but let’s be honest here. Breaking up with someone and getting broken up with is never fun and I’ve yet to see a breakup line that was actually good. So what we’ve done is pick out the Top 10 Worst Dumping Lines.

10. Mom says I’m too good for you.

9. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU

8. You’re a really great guy..You don’t know how much I love you..You mean everything to me… NOW LEAVE!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

7. You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I’m pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry a** together.

6. Look at my horoscope! “…a new love in your life…” Well, gotta follow my guiding star…

5. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, sob, sob, I know what you did you b*stard!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH! I hate you! (Then you run away, but it works best if he didn’t do anything)

4. Let’s just be friends.

3. It’s me, not you.

2. It’s you, not me…I mean it’s me, not you.

1. It’s not you, it’s me…well, okay, it is you.

Now the above dumping lines are for entertainment purposes only. We all know there’s no best way to break up with someone and many times honesty is the best policy (scary, I know). So if you’re reading this looking for a way to break up with that no longer significant other, I’m sorry dear, look elsewhere.

What’s the best/worst dumping line you’ve heard?