Let’s not beat around the bush here–I’m sure none of us would call ourselves dating experts. That’s why we have the internet, of course. More specifically, YouTube. This video-sharing site is the center of all things great…and not so great. The guys over at Refinery29 put together some hilariously bad dating advice videos, and we think you want in on the cringe.

Hi, my name is Katherine and I’m stiffer than a popsicle stick.

Forget having bold nails, just carry around stuffed animals for conversation starters.

They say the way to anyone’s heart is through hypnosis, right?

Kudos to anyone who gets through all three videos, and for more oh-so-helpful guides, check out the original article here. How many of you guys got through all the videos? Don’t lie.