We’ve all heard of the old 10 Commandments that basically no one follows, but to tease those old orders here are 10 more but specifically for men who are dating:

Commandment 1: Thou shalt not arrive late or cancel too many dates.

This one should come off as pretty basic and obvious to the ladies but some men just don’t have a clue. If you arrive late that means that your lady is already pissed but your possible charm may redeem you throughout the night, but canceling a date only guarantees that you’ll be on her hit list throughout her lonely night. So men, follow this commandment and you might receive a second date.

Commandment 2: Thou shalt not enumerate the tab.

If you’re a man who decides to split the pay by who eats what, that unfortunate lady who is sitting across the table from you should run for the hills. She may be under the possibility that you have a case of OCPD. Either pay it whole yourself or split in the middle, if not, she’ll split from you.

Commandment 3: Thou shalt not trade paying the bill for a shag.

This is another no-brainer. It degrades the lady and promises a lonely night for you, jerk. Best advice is to split the bill and drop her off at her house. Walk her to her door and do not poke a single toe beyond the front door’s frame. So don’t expect a good time just because you spent about fifty bucks.

Commandment 4: Thou shalt not get drunk to the max.

Tone down on the shots whenever you’re with a lady. Simply, this will save the both of you from embarrassment, because who knows what nonsense you will blabber when you have drank one too many glasses. But mostly, your female companion would definitely prefer not to drag your drunken derrière to the car and drunk herself home in your car. Better yet, she should just leave you in your car in the parking lot and get herself a cab.

Commandment 5: Thou shalt not blabber to eternity about your ex.

It’s a wonder how clueless you men are if this even needs to be on the list. Your date doesn’t care about how beautiful your ex-girlfriend is or what an airhead she is. Not only is it bizarre to speak of your ex during a date, but the lady will probably think that you’re creepily obsessed with your previous partner. She’ll cross her fingers in hope that she will not be another victim of yours.

Commandment 6: Thou shalt not brag about your education one too many times.

Your date doesn’t care too much whether you graduated from Harvard or a small community college in North Dakota. Nor does she care about how the fancy cars your family owns (unless she’s a gold digger). She’d much rather know about you than the titles of valuable items you own.

Commandment 7: Thou shalt treat those of services with respect.

This means no tantrums to the waiters who messed up your order the slightest bit. It almost means no spoilt-princess-impersonations whenever the cab driver takes another 3 seconds longer to reach your destination. So don’t be an annoying jerk, sit down, and quit being a prissy princess.

Commandment 8: Thou shalt not mention money.

No matter if you’ve got empty pockets or an obese wallet, money talk is out of the discussion. You should keep your financial details to yourself. She’s getting to know you, not what’s in your bank account (or what’s not).

Commandment 9: Thou shalt let her speak her opinions.

Do not interrupt, ignore, or roll your eyes at her thoughts. That’s rude and makes you a jerk. It’s not hard to listen to whatever she says and engage in the conversation. Put your possibly existent IQ points to use and discuss with her.

Commandment 10: Thou shalt use a condom.

Suck it up; don’t be a baby and strap it on. No complaining and absolutely no questions asked.

These commandments were pretty fun. Hopefully if any males read this, they’ll learn a thing or two.

Have you ever experienced a man who needed to hear and follow any of these commandments?

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