From Fresno, California (aka Hogwarts) #1833324761

Accio Wands! - w4mm - 26 (Hogwarts)

I am a 26 year old brunette who is tantalized and titillated by the world of Harry Potter.

You are a young man in his twenties or an older man in his thirties who knows how to handle his wand.

You are:

~ a lanky, pastie, fidgety ginger - who needs lessons in the Defence of the Dark Arts. ~ a tall, dark, brooding mystery man who enjoys giving lessons in the dungeon. ~ a tall, overweight, bear of a man who enjoys the Care of Magical Creatures.

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines—good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I’d have about…5 cents.

The Bad: (plain bad) Hey, I lost my phone number…can I have yours? More »

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A new Facebook dating application, Wings, promises to be better than all the previous apps because it’s all about data. Aside from filling out their form and giving them your age, orientation and interests, Wings asks to suck in all your Facebook profile information as well as information from other sites that you may use–Foursquare, Netflix, or even Twitter (if available). More »

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From Dallas, TX. Craigslist Ad. #1856008430

like to dress up ?????????? - m4m

I have 3 and 4 inch heels in size 12 and 13 wide! New never worn clothes for the big and tall. ladies clothes 3 x 4x 5x and 32 34 36 sizes. dresses shorts, blouses all in perfect shape. from Avenue catalog . about 30 or more pieces, cheep. new shoes start at 6.00 a pair!!email me for a time to see my clothes

PLEASE CALL ME. I DON’T HAVE ACESS TO A COMPUTER. THANKS

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines—good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

The Bad: (plain bad) My name is Justin. Justincredible. More »

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Courtesy of YourTango with a CrazySingleLife twist, here are four things that women love to hear on the first date.

1. You look great today (insert more specific compliment if possible here.) We’re shallow, work with that. The easiest thing a guy can do is feed our egos and tell us our hair looks great. Women, on average, spend a lot of time prepping for a date, and we want our hard work to get noticed, so notice! What could be better than knowing that our shy blush and quiet thank you was because of one simple compliment that you made? Nothing. And trust me, it sets off the mood for the rest of the date. Just keep in mind not to OD on them. Too much and we’re either going to think you’re a playa with a capital P, or just slightly awkward. More »

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Move over, Match.com, new sites like Cheek’d and FlipMe! have taken online dating to a whole new level–the somewhat social one. Imagine strolling around the streets of SoHo on a lazy Saturday afternoon when suddenly, you see the cutest guy sitting outside an Italian restaurant, sipping his sparkling water while waiting for his food to come. You want to get his number so bad, but you’re too shy to make such a bold move. Well, you could just walk over casually, slip him one of your small black cards, and continue making your way down the street, despite your heart feeling like it’s going to burst. More »

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From Orange County, California. Craigslist Ad. #1861667149:

Adult Diapers

I would love to find a girl who is into wearing diapers or would like to try it. Ill wipe you and powder you and change your diaper. Ill hold you in my arms and massage you and hug you and kiss you and so much more. Im also into spanking so don’t be a bad girl or youll find yourself over my knee. Im also 420 friendly and id love to smoke up with you as well. thanks

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines—good, bad and ugly. Today’s cheesy pickup line is courtesy of user Michell. The Good: (cheesy) Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

The Bad: (plain bad) Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. More »

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As an independent single woman who has been financially on her own since she left for college, I am used to paying for everything in my life completely on my own. No help from the parents. No help from boyfriends. Just me sometimes working 3 jobs to pull it all off, but I make ends meet.

So, when it comes to dating I’ve gotten really used to dating on the cheap. The summer is the BEST time in the city to date because there are so many free movie screenings, plays, dances, concerts, festivals to keep a person entertained. Its so easy to suggest an afternoon picnic in the park as a date. Pack up some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, a water bottle, some fresh fruit, and cookies and you’re pretty much set for a laid back date in Central Park. More »

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