From Orange County, California. Craigslist Ad. #1861667149:

Adult Diapers

I would love to find a girl who is into wearing diapers or would like to try it. Ill wipe you and powder you and change your diaper. Ill hold you in my arms and massage you and hug you and kiss you and so much more. Im also into spanking so don’t be a bad girl or youll find yourself over my knee. Im also 420 friendly and id love to smoke up with you as well. thanks

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From Indianapolis, IN. Craigslist Ad. #1818226023:

MASTER seeks SUB More »

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From Orange County, CA. Craigslist Ad #1776203099:

i am horny but looking for love - 34

ok so here is the deal. i am a 34 year old women who doesnt want a casual relationship. i am not a slut and wont fuck on the first, second or even third date. but i am horny as hell. i have been single for over a year, i am not the dating type, if i like you i focus on you and only you. i want a serious relationship and hope you are like minded.

so more about me, i am 4′11 and a little overweight, i am cute but it is for you to decide. i can send pics only if you send one first. i live in garden grove with my 15 and 14 year old sons. i like all sorts of music, excpet for rap. i like horror, thiller, action and syfy movies. i am very out going and love affection and laughter. i enjoy the outdoors, camping, fishing amusement parks, beach and what not. i prefer bars to clubs but dont mind going out and shaking my ass once in awile. ok, so the type i like, i am tatted up so kinda like the tatted punk, greaser kind of style. i like tall skinny guys into car shows, rockabilly shows, movies or just cuddling on the couch.

so if you like anythig u read please contact me and dont forget, include a pic and a description of you!!

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From Austin, TX. Craigslist Ad #1743644877:

Passport Ready Sugarbaby? - 41 (Texas and destinations to come)

Check all that apply and be ready to attach a pic upon your response to my reply. *PLEASE do NOT reply until you have time to get a response from me within 15 minutes and reply in kind. Preference given to petite, fit, women.

APPARENTLY, MY NOTATION TO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO GET AN IMMEDIATE RESPONSE AND REPLY IN KIND WASNT READ OR ADHERED TO. THEREFORE, NEW APPLICANTS NEEDED. *in subject field put “your Sugababy NOW”* More »

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From San Diego, MA. Craigslist Ad #1697603104:

I just ate 1/2 a pizza does that make me a BBW ? (39)

Just curious…until recently I wasn’t even sure what BBW meant. I thought it had something to do with being black, whatever, same with FWB (friends with benefits) and all the other codes people use to “communicate” these days. Man, I am so un-cool. I don’t smoke 420 (that’s weed) or anything else for that matter. I don’t have any tattoos, piercings or a strong desire for anal sex ….Man , I am un-cool!! BTW (by the way) it was a crappy Target thin crust pizza and I was really hungry had it with a diet Coke…don’t judge me

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From New York, NY. Craigslist Ad #1687464179: There was glitter in my shoes and my lips smelled like whiskey - 22:

Looking for someone to share a bottle of vodka and bedtime stories.

The christmas lights in the ceiling would make you glow. Balloons would start falling. The music is getting louder and we would have each other.

Adventures are waiting for adventurers. Lets smoke weed in a loft in Brooklyn; lets do coke at a pool party in LA; lets take X at a dance party in Berlin; we will do acid in the middle of the forest in Portland.

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From Honolulu, HI. Craigslist Ad #1644872349:

Mr Right are you there?!

I was in college for a bit but am now taking a break. I am looking for some great company and a shoulder to lean on. To me age is just a number, I just want a great man. If you like what you have read, send me a message and I will get back to you.

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From Boston, MA. Craigslist Ad #1644322524:

Gotta Catch ‘em All. - 22 (Canton)

So, Soul Silver? Heart Gold?

Wanna go watch Batman Beyond and play Pokemon?

We can make a fort, and this time it won’t even be no girls allowed. Well maybe, depends.

Geek, Nerd, Oddity.

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From Portland, OR. Craigslist Ad #1630775227: Friends bail on you to see Alice in Wonderland this weekend? Apparently, this person did and she went straight to Craigslist to find someone to watch it with her.

Alice in wounderland - 23 (bridgeport)

Sooo iam seeing alice in wouderland tonight with a few friends in 3d

And i thought it would be to bring a cute boy with me but the guy who was suppose to go bailed.

So if you would want to go and cute and around me age reply asap Ill be leaving in a hour but the show wont be until 10 after i leave i wont be able to check this.

Reply with a pic and please dont be shy i hate awkward silecnes and please be funny.

extra point if you have tattoos b/c i love em lol just saying.

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From San Francisco. Craigslist Ad No#1588965344

The sun did not shine, It was too wet to play; So we sat in the house, On that cold, cold wet day.

…And so goes my summary for the day.

Are you a cat lover? Do you consider yourself to be very much in touch with your inner feline? Cats are extremely loving and affectionate creatures with hearts full of love, but they typically make you earn their trust before they will give their heart completely to you. This describes me to a T, and I’m hoping you as well. More »

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