It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines—good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my head all day.

The Bad: (plain bad) If I was an enzyme, More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) You have a gorgeous smile. The Bad: (plain bad) You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) Falling for you would be a very short trip. The Bad: (plain bad) I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way. More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen as hot as you… I’d have one dollar!! The Bad: (plain bad) Are we in The Lord of The Rings? ‘Cause I swear you’re my precious… More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. The Bad: (plain bad) If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. The Bad: (plain bad) If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

The Bad: (plain bad) What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

The Bad: (plain bad) I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you. More »

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It’s Friday. You know what that means. It’s time for your weekly dose of pick-up lines — good, bad and ugly.

The Good: (cheesy) If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.” The Bad: (plain bad) o you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. More »

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After a brief hiatus, your weekly dose of Pick-up Lines: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly is back!

The Good: (cheesy) If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

The Bad: (plain bad) I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be. More »

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